Crimea River's Cage

awww.. fiddlesticks

you did that when I was sleeping didn’t you

ganging up on me

(sad face)

sneaky

caged and gagged

kinky fuckers



so I wake up in the cage

with a slight hang-over to boot

now i’m just pacing back and forth

and back again, over and over

watching the keeper through the crack


stone the crows rose
River-beast is thirsty

 

Jesus what a no life cunt this Fucka is! :D

 

well
i am quite disappointed if that was how you were planning to tear apart my sum work

by pointing out an obvious mathematical relationship
lol

yes, lol, i solved a story problem with a story answer
and, yes, you can substitute any magical number you wish so long as you are consistent with it twice over

but any silly with a calculator who wished to review my additions could have come to that conclusion by simply keying in a different number by accident
lol

so, carry on, i have no interest in continuing this conversation

 

If Crimea was a psycho, like me, lol

He would have left 15 stab marks like the crow, lol

The Phoenicians would tell the detectives when they arrived they would see them later in the pub early as this was a hater , someone emotionally involved,
Someone that knows me....
Or someone that has a love of someone I did that to,
Someone slighted,, by me.....I do that a lot as you know...
Lol.wanker eh!
Making you face your acts.....lol
Anyway...
Yeah , whatever...

Bored now, going to do the TRANSLATER ,

 

Your place rosé, I don't care about the outcome , I'll naw at him if he's here, so maybe , lol

 

It's ok, crimea. you thought you could pull it off
having 'studied' all that stuff on the interwebs...theatrr
you say it's a charade, but you couldn't help but come here
cause you wanted to be part of 'it'.
your act wasn't very convincing in the end
cause you tried to be something you are not.
but at least you got some attention
standing in the light of a very bright flame.

 

Maybe , to help me...
As a therapy of sorts , you could endure me with a thread where the disruption is stored somewhere else, then I have a reminder of the problem...
And

The idiot gets the attention they want...and the mark on the wall...

I get a reminder...
And we get a funny thread , of the human dilemma?

What ya reckon, but deletion, no.

That would hide his embarrassment...

As any can see..

 

However , there is a more sinister side of me.....which I have mentioned recently, Danielle ask me if I use my trade to help people....
I thought that implied I'm a good person or bad person...
I don't think I'm either. I'm me...
And I don't always do the right thing....
So I fully expect when the decent people here see the mess I'm going to make , of this however useful thread , they are going to feel sorry for you , annoyed with me...at wasting my time on you , and then they will straighten me out and I'll get back to what the question was ,, that that was the answer to..
Maybe that is all you are, a time waster, a waster....


So maybe I should forgo the said debacle, because your already fucked really , we all agree ...
We thought you may be interesting but your not...

So while thinking out loud guys as I am,

I want you to see , I'm starting to try and control my ineptness with this sort of idiot.

But hey , lol, you know me , it could have been funny, I didn't know he was just , well, the usual...this.....

 

No, no, your not...
It's a silly boy pseudo attempt at trying to cause angst while currying favour with your silly friends and boring life, or you wouldn't be here on a "Sunday"
If you are working , my sympathies.....
I stop doing that on Sundays when I realised I had the power to.

Believe it or not, I'm not waiting or interested, but we have coffee and sticky buns together on Sunday on Skype, and you have been something to do meanwhile..

We aren't interested in anything you have to say, only you are...
Your here , because I'm something you can't take...

That's all,

Your here because of me.....

Oh and dale (lol)

I wonder , can you understand we are not interested , even though we don't know what your going to say, based on your former catalogue of responses ...

The law of less, dosent work on me little boy....

Now get back to being a real dad.

 

I want to respond to this - later, I'm busy.

 

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I was hoping to, but you dissapointed...
Now .

The thing is , this

Your approach,
We already know your an idiot.

So ,

Your pathetic attempts at trigger words...

Well let me tell you about that....

You see, you use these words...

Ranting

Insignificance

Boy

Bad boy


They are words that hurt you.......so what you do is dig deep in your pseudo intellectual arsenal to find the most hurtful things you heard....
And you spout them back like a minor bird imitating a predator.....


Any way...
Wouldn't it have been easier to be involved.....
To offer something constructive , rather than another word you are familiar with destruction....

So , we move on to me...

Well there you say I'm a charade....


So can you tell me now as you promised.......what that is your exposing...

Are you exsposing the fact I'm a bit of a git....

That I have been brought up in a shit area......by great people..........

That I made good in the music game.........

That I got involved in the industrial espionage game and got burnt....
Then ended up back in the construction game ,

Is this what your exsposing...

Or are you going to exspose the fact that I use my own money and fly all over and meet people I find interesting , tell them to there face .....what I'm about .....and then they are my colleagues......is that going to be exposed......



Well anyway.....

Your disappointing , for you , me , and the audience....

And there is one , and they are people you don't want to look silly in front off....
Rich poor , don't care , you look silly....

I was polite to you.....
Mucked about.etc......

If you really are a good person, what you have just done is fuck yourself with some other very good people....so well done there...

Of course the biggest damage is to my ego, your only as good as your critics......
That's you...btw....

And well, you can see , it's a bit denting , for a bloke with an opinion of himself like me eh.lol

 

alternatively.. I could refer you to the "think of a number" trick we played at school.

 

corrected..

I was hoping you might have a response to the insignificance of the 'houdini number'

 

please check your figures again

we have and you have made mistakes

 

Now , do carry on half Witt

 

No second thoughts ,, let's watch.

 

That's it,

That's your big play, ffs sake, delete this cunt

 

Dale arrived at the number 24133
Step 1. Multiply it by the ‘houdini number’ (67) to get 1,619,911
Step 2. Divide 1,619,911 by 24 to get 67,371.29166666667 (though in the text he said that he multiplied by 24.. just a typo that nobody spotted?)
Step 3. Divide the result by the houdini number and you’ll arrive at 1,005.541666666667

“Hole in one” we hear

So. Let's see what happens if we substitute the ‘houdini number’ with the ‘crimea number’

and now, what should the crimea number be?

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

yes 600

repeat and substitute...

Dale arrives at the number 24133
Step 1. Multiply it by the ‘crimea number’ (600) to get 14,479,800
Step 2. Divide 14,479,800 by 24 to get 603325
Step 3. Divide the result by the crimea number and you’ll STILL arrive at 1,005.541666666667

but what if the number is Phi

Dale arrives at the number 24133
Step 1. Multiply it by the Golden Ratio Phi (1.628) to get 39,288.524
Step 2. Divide 39,288.524 by 24 to get 1,637.02183
Step 3. Divide the result by the Golden Ratio Phi and you’ll arrive at 1,005.541666666667 yet again.

astonishing innit! Do you see what’s going on yet?

that 67 means SWEET FUCK ALL - you can use ANY number you wish

yet what do we hear from Dale?

“and now, two more 67’s”

“i crunched many, many numbers before arriving to this step”

“but the 67 67 was a solid marker”

further encouraged by houdini... here:

“And for the record I fort the 67's were a bit "obvious" looking back...
But still , credit where credit is due…”

Would you like to hear some more, I can continue if you like?

Up to you.

 

yea that's right. feel free to go all out...
i'll tidy up afterwards.... lol

 

Now I'm scared! Didn't Mr integrity Ryan say that Methane is gonna blow up the planet?!?

 

Goode et, Kerry , Wilcox , full ford, bill, any of said disciples....notice how he avoided verbal confrontation with me...at first, that was wise so I watched....
I gave it much to much credence in the first place ,lol.

If this is the best, I presume the best and boldest come first......?

Rather disappointing,

The interesting thing is the bee line for DALE.........that's a new development.....

 

the pseudo mathematician here, hello
lol

you're more than welcome to do better math, go ahead, feel free, we are all waiting.............

how many days now have you had the chance............

and still nothing

but you are the answer
lol

enjoy yourself now

 

this is probably just a case of more methane production....

 

If it ever eventually comes up wiv summink leave it , if not , just tidy the thread and ban the dick , ttyl x