TRUMP RUFFLES NIKKI HALEY’S FEATHERS Cartoon published 12/04/2023 Trump is good at drumming up nicknames for his opponents. Back in 2016 he labeled Jeb Bush, “Low energy Jeb.” People were already tired of the Bush dynasty, but that tag summed up Jeb nicely. His campaign steadily declined thereafter. He called Marco Rubio, “Little Marco.” It was devastating to his campaign. His Democrat opponent was “Crooked Hillary,” which summed her up to a ’T.’ Few are more dastardly and crooked than Hillary Clinton. Trump was the first to label Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.” It stuck. Pete Buttigieg became “Alfred E. Newman.” When Ron DeSantis began campaigning for 2024, Trump switched from “DeSanctimonious” to “Meatball.” Ron has a round head and lacks sharpness in his speech delivery, so it fits—and his polling numbers haven’t been the same since. Nikki Haley has made progress in the polls, so Trump promptly affixed to her the insult, “Bird brain.” Haley said she laughed it off (chirped it off?) and claimed it meant she was a real threat to Trump. Yet judging from the polls, she remains hopelessly behind. Also, judging her behavior on the debate stage, it surely must have ruffled her feathers. The neocon RINOs may have noticed that Ron’s poll numbers are sagging while Haley’s numbers are starting to take wing. Therefore they are now channeling some money her way. Especially since her species resembles a bird of the UniParty Swamp. Former Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan has allegedly been cheerleading other Republican leaders into sending money toward Haley so she could wet her beak. Soon she will no doubt receive millions of cracker$. The Deep State Swamp recognizes one of their own. They want Haley. After all, birds of a feather flock together. Nikki want a cracker? — Ben Garrison https://grrrgraphics.com/
DRIVING OUT THE RINOS Cartoon published 11/04/2023 The Republican Party has long been controlled by politicos such as Karl Rove. He resembles a rhinoceros somewhat—which is appropriate since he represents the RINO (Republican In Name Only) species of the Republican party. Rove, like Christie, Romney, Pence, and many other RINOs, is an anti-Trumper who never fails to bash the 45th president. Rove and his ilk cheated to make sure Ron Paul never had a chance during his 2012 presidential bid, but with Donald Trump they are losing their battle, and Rove probably knows it. Trump’s popularity is simply too overwhelming. STAY UP TO DATE WITH NEW CARTOONS! SIGN UP FOR OUR GRRR-NEWS! IT’S EASY AND FREE! RINOs love to ‘go along to get along.’ They team up with Democrats to form the UniParty, which seems bent on taking away our freedoms while spending us into oblivion. RINOs such as John McCain and Mitt Romney were ‘never Trumpers.’ They allowed their hatred of Trump to consume them. McCain voted for Obamacare to spite Trump. Romney voted for Trump’s impeachment. McCain died of brain cancer. Romney will not run again because he knows he can’t be reelected. He’s become a figure of ridicule—a Pierre Delecto, hecklers hurl insults his way and he deserves them. Rove still thinks Trump will lose if he gets convicted from any of the bogus charges invented against him. That may be wishful thinking on the part of Karl. If anything, it will only increase Trump’s poll numbers. We saw what happened to the former House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy. His RINO behavior was his demise. Another RINO that needs to go is Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell. He recently said that he saw ‘eye to eye’ with his counterpart, Chuck Schumer. McConnell is an anti-Trumper and backstabber. He needs to be driven out of office by the voters as well. Some RINOs realize the future is America First and resign. In fact Rep. Ken Buck from Colorado plans on not seeking reelection. Good riddance to Buck, a man who represented his own interests, not those of the good people from Colorado’s Fourth District. He can see the writing on the wall and the writing is MAGA. If anything, Trump raised awareness of the UniParty Deep State Swamp and those who pretend to be Republicans, only to turn into RINOs once they reach office. They all need to be voted out and replaced with the MAGA-minded. — Ben Garrison https://grrrgraphics.com/
