THE PSYCHIC THEATRE OF FOOLS

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    Suppose we talk about what can be done and what cannot.

    Let's leave out the obvious idiots.

    And talk about entanglement.

    One very odd thing I've learned over the years about this subject is....if someone proclaims it , they are not it.

    The science of entanglement.

    Teleportation in essence is real. Obviously.

    But there is an existing entanglement.

    Some rails to run on.

    The people that are entangled are not special , we all are.

    Just go look at your bank balance....or did you just not want any money at all...lol.

    Maybe we should be asking quiet rich people about it.

    And by rich...I mean self sufficient...once removed from the lies.


    Or perhaps we should leave to the experts.
    Namaste. Lol.
     
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  4. No , that's what I thought.lol
     
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  6. The theatre is gettin crowded , the first two that tested , well one is not in anyway....
    But , one is more than lucky and is going on to the next stage...
    Which is a game with me.

    One more is away on business at the moment so , no movement there until later I presume.

    Meanwhile we are about to do some outside broadcasts , lol...
    This I tails me and a friend of mine , well McQ too....lol.
    We are coming to do some washing up near you, soon...
    We will also be testing how fast a cyborg can fuckin run, lol.
    I'm good for a 100 meters in about 13 , not fast at all, but still I'm no spring chicken , lol.
    We have RF detectors , and of course the military checks we can and will do on the name we picked out....

    So we had some theatre , now for some fools.

    If you are interested in taking the psychic test , please feel free to contact me or the others here , it's three tests all very straight forward and sensible...
    If you pass the first you go onto the second etc....
    They get harder....therefore more conclusive for you and us...

    We will then put you on a register if you wish , this is for forensic work in many fields , it's very interesting work.

    We will be working down the list of video stars , you did a video , your on it...lol...
    You will get a chance to run , lol.
     
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  8. Well while we wait for the testing to begin.
    For some .

    We can do a little feature on the total dickwad called David Wilcoxcryee

    well for those of you that don't know , which is virtually everyone in the real world and most in the esoteric , mr Wilcox is a seuth sayer of sorts.....lol.
    Trying to say that fast now for a bit , hang on,

    Ok , and we are back....
    Yes he has been rattling around lurching from one PR disaster to another , for a while now...
    Well I thought they were PR disasters until I started to get used to this community's idea of being popular..
    They see popular as anything , just anything that puts them on the top of the thread list , the YouTube count ....blah blah...
    Lol

    chikin

    So a total car crash of an idea done badly ....then exposure as a total dick.....even blubbering in the radio, nope, all good shit ....

    That's the way PR is done in dis here comunitayyyyyyyyy , of the iluminatayyyyyyyy.....baby..

    Yeah don't matter what you say do or think as long as you spew oops channel it out in the endless fashion...

    I think he has found a particular market of slack jawed buffoons....insanee One in particular.....

    Yes they make up stories like when they were little freinds in the playground....

    Problem is they are now in there fortys , which is , well , ......odd.

    I do wonder why they don't just make there truisms works of fiction , but when you actually read anything you soon see why..
    They are like the person that doesn't stop talking at you and hears nothing .....

    Look it's a market......you would have to be an idiot to not see the pattern ...

    The doom is coming , phew it missed us , the new doom is coming, because the old doom missed us , and so , onnnnnnnn.

    The bits about court cases ...lol....not even going to bother , totally moronic..

    I actually think there audience are not who they think they are, well not who they wish to think they are...no , there audience is people laughing at the latest...

    Has anyone realised that if you take all these people , I mean you know the speakers of the esoteric and alternative comedia...
    And you stick them all on a bus.....

    Well you know where I'm going so I won't , but you wouldn't look twice...
    I honestly think kerry(Dorothy) is one voucher short of a popup toaster myself , when we get to the bottom of this lot and show you all where they are from and the true history you will see what I do...

    Someone but for the grace of nut jobs with computers would have been doing the jobs better suited to them, she should have been a slightly deranged overly officious traffic warden ....
    The only audience she would have is Wilcox and the rest ,all round the big table at the evening class for socialising with your fellow workers.
    This evenings workshop is titled "How to listen and let others speak"
    This is the refresher for the people who attended " why people don't like me"

    Still back to the cockmos idiots, yes they are all now birds people , yes , gone are the lawyers and yakuza's...
    Gone ids mr cases , lol....ffs.
    I met three people that knew that bloke, they all said he was nuts.but lucky.
    As with elvis "who could not get a gig to save his life" cases popped his cloggs(died) and publishing was up for grabs baby....lol....
    THEN your the king of rock n roll....

    Yeah , anyway ....
    Now we are Luke sky walker and the birdie crew, the blue birdie crew.....is that it , yeah that's it..

    I am trying to carry on here but it's just soooooo fucking childlike isn't it....
    Here we are talking about full grown up adult peeps talking in all seriousness about blue birds with hooves from another planet dimension etc..

    I mean it isn't even good fiction....
    With all the things in heaven and earth that are wonderfull and magnificent , both in subject and nature , what do these GREAT minds come up with.....nursery characters .....

    Just kids playdoh characters that have adventures and thrills as they learn how to talk , e rm , sorry squawk wiv da humans...

    Anyone who has anything to do with these people other than for comedic value is a total fuckin moron...
    You are a moron,

    They are total idiots ...

    I will be reviewing in the TRANSLATER any blubbering , with subtitles for the future ..

    Can't wait.......
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  9. Ok , appointment's have been made .......loool.

    We are going to the "show" so you can not be "shown" the tricks of the trade anymore.
    The faith will be broken ......the lies uncovered the charlatans exposed....

    My Mum was a handful , lol , big-time....men watched what they said around her , not because she was rude our nasty , no...
    not because of that at all.

    Once we were at a Fair , the fortune teller was there and she said "watch"..she took me too the tent , as we walked in she said to me dont worry , nana is in a good place...... i knew she was...
    we sat and the man went on to read my mums fortune...in the reading he spoke about the fact that her mother was fine and she would always be there , my mum smiled and shouted "MUM" my nan walked in with two sticks of candyfloss .
    my mum threw him a shilling and we walked out..

    There was a nasty thing people did back in the day , a thing called a chain letter , it was horrible...look it up..
    you got a letter and if you didn't pay the money asked into a bank without telling the police a curse was put on you , also if you didn't pass it on to someone , you had a curse put on you...
    so people being people , they would do as told because of superstition....but would send it to people they didnt like , this was most peoples solution...
    this is why it became so prevalent in the 60's in ENGLAND....

    My mum put an add in the paper a small personal...it said...
    i still have it.

    it said..

    To whom it may concern
    bring your chain letters to me
    my name is
    my address is


    then the doorbell would go....a strange woman/man would be standing there , my mum ,would take the chain letter and say , thank you this is now my chain letter , and tear it up right in front of them.
    then slam the door..

    my nan did it to. if my mum was at work ,
    they were characters..
     
  10. And two more , lol.
    Volunteers lol, you nutters lol.
    Should be fun with these people , they have brains that work.
     
  11. We'll , a chap with balls stood up...already ...
    Well done there.
    He is going to be tested , by myself and a few others.

    Results to follow here.

    Won't say who it is yet , no need yet .
    The video , will be here ASAP


    Oh and I should point out he advises no one , and is very down to earth.
    He just wants to know.
     
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  12. Hello.

    To whom it may concern.

    A line is now being drawn in the sand....

    Decide what side of it you are on...

    Then have the guts to stick to your decision....

    Something most of you do not understand the concept of.


    We are the " THE FRIENDS ELECTRIC"

    You will get to know that name well in the coming months..

    We are as the name suggest's Friends..thats friends in the true sense...we argue...we fight....we are still friends...

    We have been through the worst anyone can throw , we didnt even notice..
    The psychic attacks , the personal physical attacks, the attacks on character...and so on...

    PATHETIC....I actually thought you would be a little more difficult...you were not.

    I say this , considering your willingness to ignore proof and blindly follow , your capacity to do this is astounding.

    You know who you are....I DO...

    You are on my list , I am getting to you....no matter how insignificant you think you are....if you were involved in any way , with any attack on me or any of my associates , we are getting to you...in time...
    Obviously this depends on your significance , some are my favorites...Yeah you...lol. your fucked....

    Again don't take my word for it , just wait.

    So to work ..

    So you cant winge you were not warned...

    If you are a whistle blower....you do a video , that is public domain...
    We are going to check every single word of your testimony , every word , claim , etc..
    Not the pathetic wobblings you all tried to do to me...no , no , no...
    A proper journalist is coming to your door , place of discussion etc...
    in person with a camera.

    We will take it from there...

    If you claim to be psychic , again , you will be tested , voluntarily or involuntarily...
    Or dont publicly make the claim , there are some very good intuitive's on staff , they have worked for the police (discovering lost evidence on dead cases)with retired officers..

    They have made things much better for the grieving...you liars shit on that and bring it into disrepute...I'm coming for you on that one in person.

    If you agree , you will be tested by the best available , the tests will be fair and open minded , I know this is not an exact science...but i also know a liar....

    So big mouth , when you post of your big time awareness in public..you offer any insight like you know what your talking about , YOU BETTER !

    Super soldiers.....warriors etc...

    Your going to be easy...
    I have a team of proffesional and amatuer boxers placed in various locations due to my old club...
    as you are a super soldier...a three round match will be easy for you..
    Queensbury rules...of course , Referee...Doctor etc...
    As we always have at any fight..
    You will be checked for mental and physical fitness....then you can demolish the boxer of your weight match....easy....

    I will come to you in person with a camera ...
    You can except with gusto , or piss your pants and run away , both will be on film..
    If you shit yourself , every time you post from then on at any forum that video will be posted immediately afterwards.

    Its all sporting and freindly isnt it...
    So no problem , you can WOW us with your enhanced speed wit and acumin....
    CANT YOU..


    Finaly on a military note...
    If you say you were in the military or indeed any of the forces....
    you will be checked...
    Please dont try any of your im to secret im cosmic BOLLOCKS...

    I can get you checked...if you are what you say you are and worked in the area you say you did, fine...
    we will go no further , shake your hand..
    Help you even.

    if you lie....

    Your done, because i will be taking you to court personaly for lieing to me..
    I will seek the upmost damages i can...
    No mercy...
    Just like the kids you show no mercy to when you frigthen them with your fantastic paranoid delusions..
    its irresponsible...
    YOU NOW KNOW HOW I FEEL , THAT IS NOW YOUR PROBLEM.


    So , The freinds electric will be seeing you...wont we..

    It goes without saying, but lets say it for the stupid fantasists...

    if you are a whistleblower...you do not know where to turn ....you do not have legal representation...or you feel your life is in danger...
    I have lawyers....security (ex and non military)...
    I have safe houses....

    I WILL NEVER DIVULGE

    I know more about the ins and outs than anyone you know , i know how bent the system is...so do my colleagues in it and on the outside..

    We have friends from all walks of life , bus drivers to specialists...they all donate there time ...
    They are all equally respected by me , for the guts they show.

    If your scared and want to say something without any fear of reprisals from some money making oppertunist liars....
    You really need to remain anonymous , truly for good reason...
    forever...

    YOU WILL ,

    MY WORD.

    Watch this space fuckos....we are coming....

    The results will be classified 18 and here for all to see..

    So big gobs , you better wind ya fuckin lieing necks in ..

    Be seeing ya........

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    While time and energy is wasted , this investigation goes unsupported.

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    But this is , well.....

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  13. If you are a whistle blower....you do a video , that is public domain...
    Not the pathetic wobblings you all tried to do to me...no , no , no...
    A proper journalist is coming to your door , place of discussion etc... in person with a camera.