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Democrats Try To Figure Out Why Men Left Their Party

Cartoon published 05/31/2025 Guest Post By John Wolf Original Art Available- click to order now

“Democrats are spending $20 million on a study examining how to speak to “American men” after losing ground with the demographic during the 2024 election cycle, The New York Times revealed.”

$20 Million Well Spent? “Who’d a thunk it?” Throw some coin my way! I’ll even earn my keep by sharing to assist a bewildered, divided, confused, and perplexed Democrat Party. Maybe they’ll find their lost sheep? Men like to hear things straight:

• Don’t insult my eyes and intelligence saying the border was secure for 4 years under Joe Biden while millions of unvetted illegals poured into our country.

• Don’t pain me by justifying biological males competing in female athletics and female sports, or encouraging the presence of biological males being present in female bathrooms, female locker rooms, and female prisons.

• Don’t defend releasing recidivist hardcore criminals back into society as a model of social justice while lecturing us regarding how crime is down and we’re all safer for it.

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• Don’t saddle me with guff saying men can get pregnant, menstruate, give birth, and nurse children.

• Don’t jive me explaining how defunding police, eliminating cash bail, downgrading crimes, and not prosecuting hardened criminals promotes public safety.

• Don’t call parents terrorists when they complain and express ire and umbrage about their kindergarten kids being taught gender fluidity, transgender transitioning, crossdressing story hour, graphic homosexuality, gender identity pronouns, or being a furry or therian in lieu of reading, math, and writing.

• Foreign national agitators and terrorist sympathizers on college campuses, those engaged in antisemitic or violent behavior or the destruction of property and disruption of educational pursuits, should be deported or expelled as expeditiously as possible.

• If you’re not here legally by lawful means and approved process you shouldn’t be here. This especially applies to foreign gang members, cartel members, and people on the terror watch list. Being here is a privilege and should be viewed as such.

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• Stop with the “white colonial oppressor, MAGA Nazi, Hitler, plantation slave owner, 1933, Jim Crow, white supremacist racism” everywhere in everything. Trees are deemed racist. Math is racist. Running is racist. Music is racist. Honors classes are racist. Test scores are racist. Homework is racist. Scholarships are racist. Arresting criminals is racist. Stop it!

• Stop funding, supplying, aiding, abetting, and supporting a host of foreign military interventions that exhibit little to no end in sight, no clearly defined outcome, an open checkbook, minimal oversight, and a waste of our treasure at such a great cost.

• Stop mandating what we should and can or can’t drive, how we can’t use charcoal to barbecue, the light bulbs we have to buy, having to run around in the shower to get wet, that we can’t use gas stoves, what AC or refrigerators we can purchase, that eating bugs and genetically engineered meat in lieu of a juicy steak are best for the environment, that climate change is destroying the world daily and we’re all doomed to an eventual and assured apocalyptic ELE. Stop it! Is there anything positive or encouraging in Democrat World? Is everything a negative indicator and presage of future life altering tribulation?



• Stop law fare and weaponizing government, wasting taxpayer dollars, lying to FISA, lying to Congress absent consequence, spying on political opponents and their campaign, trumping up charges out of revenge and to interfere in elections, lying about spying on journalists, using the courts to obfuscate and impede implementation of policies the majority view as normal common sense, misusing the IRS, government coercing social media to promote censorship, and stuff like that. Don’t forget a corrupt media failing in every way imaginable.

• Stop future vaccine mandates, lockdowns, social distancing not rooted in science, promoting unhealthy living to avoid fat shaming or hurting feelings. There’s a saying, “Watch your weight. Everybody else does.” And fat is living tissue so a heart has to feed all those cells and work harder pumping blood through all those capillaries. Obesity is unhealthy. It’s not a fad to be celebrated. Everyone soon bears the participatory cost, in one way or another, of an unhealthy lifestyle.

• Stop identity politics, cultural appropriation, equity over equality of opportunity, using excuses to justify, explain, or promote aberrant behavior. Don’t urinate on me and tell me it’s raining. Leave our children alone. Indoctrinating kids isn’t enlightening or encouraging education or free thought.

• Stop telling us outsourcing business and manufacturing, closing plants, putting Americans out of work, importing cheap labor, downsizing, and becoming solely reliant on China for antibiotics and cheap goods really benefits us in the long or short term. Remember the Chinese drywall fiasco in the housing sector, lead paint found in toys debacle, contaminated pet food, subpar masks during COVID that were unusable, subpar imported steel? You get what you pay for—cheap crap. Build American, buy American.

• Cease the toxic masculinity narrative demeaning and denigrating men. Believe it or not men have a constructive, positive, and beneficial purpose in life raising families, in employment, in defense, in medicine and science, in sports and athletics, in space exploration, building things and trades, professional work, and setting a positive standard and example. And this doesn’t take away from women in any way or manner is speaking. But cut men some slack. We take enough crap as it is without a whimper or complaint. I can’t count the number of times l was told by other men, “Just suck it up and deal with it.” And I’ve seen quite a bit in life.

There’s so much more but I figure I’ve earned at least a few grand. And know this. It’s not a messaging problem, a perception problem, or a communication problem. It’s a substance, or lack thereof, problem. It’s a DEMOCRAT PARTY problem! It appears somewhat befuddling and perplexing Democrats can’t see it as it’s right in your face screaming, “Hey! I’m over here!! Look at me! I have the answer!!”

You’re welcome.

— John Wolf
https://grrrgraphics.com/democrats-try-to-figure-out-why-men-left-the-party/

 

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Remember when Kamala Harris performed abysmally in the debates and had to drop out? Few Democrats liked her. Then when she was selected to run for president, the Democrats suddenly loved her. Supporting Kamala was so joyful!

Something similar is currently unfolding for the Democrats. The progressives in that party are pushing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to run for president. They know Bernie is burned out and their party is leaderless and rudderless, so they have elevated AOC to divine status. She is the new false idol of the Democrats. That’s because she cannot win any more than Kamala could. The Democrat Party needs to move toward the middle, not further left. Still, the Democrats will worship her anyway because she represents their quest for a socialist utopia. She also has gleaming white teeth and represents youth—not another doddering octogenarian.

The Democrats cleared out the jungle and set up a deity so radiant that even her Instagram captions are treated like scripture. “And lo, she did tweet ‘Abolish ICE,’ and the people saw that it was good.” Teary-eyed baristas whisper her name in awe as they clutch $12 oat milk lattes like they’re an offering at the altar of Gaia.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the millennial messiah of the progressive Democrats, and Bernie Sanders, the 83-year-old socialist sage who’s been yelling about the 1% since time began, have teamed up. They are whipping up support on their “Fight the Oligarchy Tour.” Who cares if they have to pay people to show up.

Theirs is a cross-country pilgrimage through America’s bluest cities—Portland, San Francisco, and Seattle—where the smell of overpriced coffee permeates the air along with the smell of urine. Tents of the homeless line the streets that include drug addicts and the mentally ill. AOC will save them all if only people believe! (And fill her campaign coffers with billions of dollars).

Crowds of starry-eyed leftists bow before her. She tosses out magical-sounding phrases such as “End the Oligarchy!,” “Tax the rich!,” and “Common sense” in order to attract campaign funds for a White House bid.

In Portland, they sacrificed a Tesla to her glory; its lithium battery crackling as the faithful chant, “For thee, O AOC, we smite the oligarchs and burn MAGA hats.” In San Francisco, they offered up a ceremonial kombucha vat—its bubbles rising like prayers to their goddess who will surely deliver them from the tyranny of capitalism—if only she can get past the filibuster.

Critics whisper that she’s all style and no substance. They say she’s a false idol leading the flock astray with promises of free college and good vibes, but the devotees don’t care. “She’s the future!,” they cry, while ignoring the fact that Bernie has been preaching the same old commie sermon since before AOC was born.

It’s a cosmic joke in the end: Her Worshipfulness would be more effective tending bar than tending Congress. As for the oligarchs, they’re the ones who still fund her campaign.

—The GrrrTeam
https://grrrgraphics.com/progressive-false-idol-aoc/

 

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