Ohwell Solves the Puzzle

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Ok,Monkeyman......says he likes a good puzzle ...
And we all know our host does to....
so this is a puzzle with a purpose.....puzzles with purpose are much more rewarding.......if you complete this puzzle you will be included in the answer.....



so...here we go...
Goodluck...

dancy7

The bench in the park was empty...

Apart from a box, a small box covered in brown paper...

I say a box.....

It was the shape of a box,

Wrapped in brown paper..... tied with string ....


It sat on the bench alone....

Then a crow flew down, it was a big crow.


It landed on the arm of the bench...

It's big feet grasping the arm...

It turned its head eye side and looked at the box....


Then the other eye....


Then it hopped onto the box..... making that hollow scratching sound they make on the roof....


It turned its head again, inspecting....


Then it made what looked like, to the human eye, a lot of wild bird stabs at the string...

In fact..., they were not random stabs at all.... if you could look slow you would see....


The stabs were stabs, but not random, no..... accurate..... very... each stab is at a separate piece of the knot...


This bird knows string, it has seen it..... before!...


Stab, stab, stab, stab..... the bird kept trying it, like a rubics cube, different combinations of stabs....


It was working...... it may have taken all day, but it was...


It wasn't going to though, because a man was approaching...


The crow was far to busy to notice the man..... but it did..... it's a crow....


It took no notice.... the man came right up close...

Looked at the scene... and sat on the other end of the bench....


The crow stopped what it was doing.....

Looked at him..... stab.... one last stab..... and jumped.... straight over the mans lap to the arm where he sat...

The man didn't flinch, the bird noticed this...


The crow looked at the man right in the eye....... turning its head thus...


The man looked back with both eyes.....

The crow open it's beak and said "who are you"

The man said "I'm nobody special"

The crow said "that is an unusual name for a man"

The man said "I'm not a man"

The crow said "I thought as much"

The crow went on "what are you doing here"

The ? said "I'm here to pick up a package"

The crow said "that package"

"My package"

The ? said "it's not your package is it"

The crow said "yes it is"


The ? said "if it's yours""tell me what is inside"

The crow said "I'm not telling you"

The ? said "it's not your package"

The crow said "ok , it isn't mine" "but" "what is inside it then"

The ? said "everything"

The crow said "everything"

The ? said "yes"

The crow looked at the package again.... looked back at the thing that said it wasn't a man but looked like one, but didn't act like one....

He finally said "it can't have everything inside" "it isn't big enough"

And he went on in his voice, which sounded like a telephone earpiece with someone shouting out of it from the other end of the line...

He said "look at all this, I live in that tree, that's not in there"

The ? "no, the box contains everything"

The crow lifted it's wing and stretched it...

Then said "what is out here then ????"

The ? said "everything else of course"


The crow looked at him and said "thank you"

"I always wondered what was in it"


"Always" said the ?

"Yes" said the crow "always"


"Why " said the ?

"It's in my nature " said the crow.

"Is string" said the ?.


"No" said the crow "it was in my fathers"

"What was in your mothers nature" said the ?.

The crow looked at the man again and stretched both it's wings right out and made a stretching sound...

Then turned again and said "everything else"

The crow then, took off....... and flew away.....


The ? picked up, it's package..... stood up..... and walked away... in the direction it came.





Ok, got the answer,Im going to give you no help what so ever..... guesses will be seen as such.....
but greatly received....... for comedic value.....

its worth the effort.......

 

I think I can hear someone beavering away at an answer,

 

lol

i will work this out shortly

 

George ohreally!.......

 

georgeoh...maybe..........:p

i am currently working this through on graph paper
i will post photos of my progress as needed.......may take a while

quantum physics! lol

 

What if,,

Just a little red herring, of a distracted clue...pick it up ,and tuck it in your shoe...

What if the way you answer something tells me something about you,
I mean,
People come go,what would work
how would you know!
They say they are part of the sum
in some of the answer...
I rightly think ,just another chance her...

When did the problem start doctor , where does it hurt....
Put down your stethoscope take of your shirt...
In any diagnosis the patient should know,
at which point the parameters ,or the fence posts go....
If you are an answer , or part of the sum......
How do you know, if harm will not come...
First know the question ,before you take own,
you may not want
to reside in this throne.

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Dale, your turn....

 

You have been scribbling long enough..

 

ok, ya lazy bums, are you ready?

it is pi day after all
lol