Overheard at the Pub

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  1. Oh no, england, nowhere exotic.
     
  2. beans

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    Can I take a wild stab and guess Antarctica and Gibraltar? Wink if I'm right. Or I've just read one too many science fiction novels.
     
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    I can tell you what I don't think I'll wonder about..

    That would be helpful...

    I don't wonder about the two it's that are here and have been forever almost,well as far as we are concerned forever..
    Two

    These it's are buried end up....
    In two different places .....
    And they are big it's boy.....fuck.
    And a very clever young lady has found one....while doing something else....
    All her videos have been removed from everywhere.....
    She had a few up, for innocent reasons....
    But the mop up operation was instant and expedient..


    So it's left to us trigger hippies!!

    Isn't it...

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  4. If you were comprehensive in the laws of the large number.....

    You would be intrigued to a further degree..

    I find the question of lights both easy and hard..

    I sit and smoke a jay and watch when told and wonder just like everyone else....

    But it's what you wonder about , isn't it.

    Do you wonder about where they come from ?
    What they are , really?
    If they are a they and then that they see us ?
    Are they the they that are now a they , not an it .
    Well are they an it , or a they....

    Are all of them a they or an it?
    Or are some of them us?
    So now ,
    Are they a them an us or an it...

    Oh and where do ....they , them , us , or it , come from.....
    Do they see us?

    That's one way of wondering..
    But when you wonder don't forget to wander when you wonder , wondering when wondering is very important ...


    Well , when I wonder and wander wondering...
    I wander what they are ...yes
    I wonder who they are.....yes

    I wonder if they are an us...
    I wonder if they are and an it...
    Or a mixture,a dance of all the above....
    Cos humans always dance don't they...
    What else do humans like ....
    They like lights....my Xmas tree was a blow up one no lights....but I like lights...lots of people do , they travel from far and wide to see excellent gardens and trees of light, South Korea, lights and tech , so much tech...

    If they are a real they ...
    Then where did they come from...
    And if there is a they , surely if they are here they are here to see us.....I mean we are great!, aren't we,...
    Aren't we?
    Are we?
    We like lights ....!

    But if the they are here ....where did they come from...

    The large numbers again.....

    The largest infra red telescope owned by god is aimed outwards and is called LUCIFER.


    Isn't that odd....
    Where does it point ....
    Does it see the they....
    But if the they are a they , then where it points is a galaxy far...far ...away....
    If a galaxy is far far away , then it is back....
    In time.
    We know that don't we, so the they must know that...
    If it's far away , the large numbers say no, if it's far far away , then no one does the numbers....
    That would be silly , wouldn't it,,,
    Maybe the they did the numbers , there own numbers that look like cream cakes and playing cards mixed..
    And there cream cakes said.....no.......
    Far away yes , far far away .......no.....

    What would they, you know the they , do.....
    I don't know , so I wander , rather than wonder....and think what would we do, in that situation, it's a start..
    Well we sent something we would not cry over.....
    Or disturb with....
    Just look....
    In looking we know we affect....
    So we know to be careful...when we look...
    We know that if we send an it and look, we must make sure our it does not do any damage , well further , not even be a bother a notice....
    That's what we do...
    And the clever people here that send an it, well they are clever....
    And they also know that any thing our it finds , oh no, I forgot the "things" there are things toooooooo.....
    Shit.
    I'm just going to ignore that thing...
    And carry on , my jay is nearly gone...
    We know that if we find a thing or even an it , we must not go near , to near, cos the clever people know , that the things it's and they'd , if not very clever .....will not do well with us rolling wheels over them....
    Would a they know that , if they are not an it, I mean it's far far away, surely they are a they that knows , if you send an it, and you are a very clever they , then you know not to disturb as you know it will be bad for the they you sent your it to see...

    Easy...

    Ok

    I'm gonna film an it and a they, just to be an arsehole and do what all the wankers and all the talking couldn't do...
    No why, cos I know where to look, also simple...
    Oh I'm not speshule , I'm simple.

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