THE COCKNEY TRANSLATER!

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  1. Rose

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    We all love Houdini and Lovely around here. hug9
    Sleep well... Don't worry about us.
     
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  2. I will deal with you irresponsible morons , tommorow.

    Knackered , busy day, .
     
  3. We are going to have a feature ,,

    A spin off if ya like , from the cockney TRANSLATER....lol

    Grand delusions ...

    It's going to be an agony aunt column that the delusional grandiose verbal designers can have somewhere to get help with there spin....
    So , it's a service,
    Honest

    Ps sorry about the TRANSLATER today , we have had some very important visitors...
    So that's on hold , because the copy would be IRRESPONSIBLE ....wouldn't it..
    But then moron posters , don't care about that , do they....

    Well there gonna , trust me..

    And the TRANSLATER will be back as scheduled , after meetings today , with lawyers and others.
     
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  4. Rose

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  5. Lastly bigbutts buy no means least , lol...

    We tell you who Crimea the weirdo was , with full openness and disclosure, cos they wouldn't have it any other way ,

    Would you , you pair of fuckups.

    Kansas goes bye bye.....

    News at 11:00 peep peep peep......talkshowe
     
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  6. Plus an update on our good friend , a "man" that really likes me..

    Bellevue or not, he is still at it, what a total fuckin cretin....
     
  7. Howdy peeps, jus a little reminder , it's TRANSLATER , later...lol


    We are going to talk about how the rallying goes , at the babbleon project.....

    Now the chicken is headless.....

    We will see how the cow does.....

    Care though, bovine hormones aside, it's a dangerous seat , if you were present at the slander....
     
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    dancy7


    Our's it goin...

    So .....lots of interesting occurrences..


    You know , I quite often read, hear said..that things are synchronistic,
    Well , in this instance in my own situation , I have to agree.

    It seems all the people placed were in the right place , at the right time...
    So much so its made me "look" very cunning..
    Unfortunately I cannot lay claims to such a vice /vantage.

    No,

    We have been lucky...synchronistically so.


    There are many ways in which this is paying off for us such as contacts , more evidence..
    Plus,some amusing ways ,for us personally here in our place(hope thats the case).

    One of which is I've written a paperback book,for a laugh.

    It will be like the alkali to the acid...

    The cold water on the willy of a certain , idiot.

    The thing is its written itself hasn't it,its only a magazine type thing for a laugh,so dont expect anything to wonderful,frankly it doesn't warrant the effort...

    It can be released at anytime..

    It is a simple story of human greed,vanity,lies,sex and ringworm.

    The reason I thought now will be a good time to tell you,is to let others know i do think about them from time to time...

    Im wanting a good show for everyone...
    The alternative comedia spend there time trying to cause spectacles...

    Lets have one then...
    To have a good spectacular event , you should not have to wear spectacles to see it.....warts an all...

    Thats my motto (even mine) lol..

    The working title is to help the release of a book,in fact the release of one book starts the release of my little comic..

    a salve , for the humourless sore...

    a balance.....

    oh yes .
    The working title...

    "Parasite of your fright"
    The true billy liar story.....
    :)
     
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  9. I would like to add something to , if you don't mind...


    I have had little to do with these friends decision, so much so ...
    They have been free to do as they wish at any interval, here we are four years later ,vindicated...
    But the vindication is going to become condemnation of the dead inside , the snide......

    One last thing...
    I'm getting on, but physically fit , and I can go round and round still, plus my mates love me, so don't like people fucking with me...
    I also have NOTHING to lose.....

    If you stand in front of my friends as they do there peaceful business, you will regret it, severely.
    Well within the width of the law.
     
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  10. may i add to the conversation

    YOU liars

    making meager profits
    on the the fear
    you instill
    in the innocent

    the young adults
    at such an impressionable age
    who suffer from insomnia
    because they are convinced
    through some indoctrination or another
    that they will not see their nearing adulthood

    because of whatever
    theory you are selling
    to their situation

    and their mothers
    who are helpless to understand
    why their child is depressed

    and not doing the things
    they once did
    at the prime of their life

    did you know

    YOU liars

    that you affected someone close to me
    and that i was almost too late to save him
    from an otherwise grim and bleak set of decisions

    yes
    and he is now as old as i was at the time
    and incredibly bright

    YOU liars know what you are doing

    but you choose not to look
    at the eyes of your victims

    "keeping your soul clean"

    to continue the game

    well
    i have taken notes
    on your logic

    and am not wasting any time
    to help the innocents
    who have nothing
    and deserve none of their pain

    and will use my writing
    to amplify
    their voices

    no
    i play clean
    and write only the truth

    so this will be easy for me

    but should you be a liar
    who supports other liars
    and antagonizes the innocent

    your words will assign you to what you deserve
     
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  11. My inside source tells me that there's more coming,

    People that are decent and hard working have had enough of people lying about them,


    My source said and I quote:



    My source is an insider high in rank who is leading the offensive against all the criminals, on any side of the fence.


    If you lie, you are going to be silenced.


    Yes, it is that simple.


    Because if you lie you damage the truth you say you seek…

    And you are actually damaging innocent people with your lies.

    You are putting people in harms way that are actually capable of helping and have done so while you were talking big.


    And you scare people who are already a bit confused with made up bullshit and then harvest their earnings when they turn to you for advice in the turmoil you caused.


    That’s disgusting. We’re not having it anymore.


    Service to others? Other liars like yourself?



    It’s going to stop now… This isn’t Kansas anymore, Dorothy…




     
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  12. Rose

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    looooooooooooooool
    tapdanz
     
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  13. Click , Kodak moment,loooooool.

    Gotcha! Lol.
    chikinMade ya look , made ya stare , made ya loose ya underwear.....
     
  14. Boy oh boy , there's some real wammalammdingdongs coming,
     
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  16. Just a little bump,
    Just a little one.....
    Bump!violen
     
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  17. Ok


    Let's level the playing field....

    My people are all over your forums.....

    Even the ones that think they are not even seen...

    We are looking for first...
    Child molesters....verbal or physical.....
    The close second is the threatening troll.......they are almost the same in my veiw(personal)

    Anyone that stands in my way while doing this I will then investigate thoroughly .....because there is a reason they do it , isn't there.

    I have come across some real total scum in this "community"
    I have done this in other forums , and without doubt , the worst was here...
    The reason is it attracts low life's , they like hiding here , your all so gullible...
    For a dangerous criminal ,sexually motivated ,its a cookie jar....
    Also
    The people in charge don't give a flying fuck about any of you...
    Some of the most devout disciples among you are spoke in terms of livestock....while they tell you they are pointing at the wrong doers, it's pathetic,
    Is it dangerous,, well no, it's pathetic...

    But I suppose it can cause harm , constantly telling someone the world will end is an religious trick,they know this, where do you think they learnt it...

    It can cause distress I suppose....
    But I'm going after them in a more , practical manor...
    They like to point cameras at people and coach them to lie and make fools of themselves , then abandon them as the energy from the car crash dissipates...

    Well , your turn....
    Your not going to when we are coming and it won't be the first conference after this , no...
    But we are already in your audience now,watching you...
    Taking notes on everything you say and do....

    Your not intelligent enough to survive scrutiny , ever....
    You lie...
    And unless you have a databank for a mind, you won't make ...it....
    Trust me...
    If you are true.....
    Then what's the problem , it will be great publicity....


    The good thing for Kerry , is she won't have to hire any more actors to stand and walk about in front of the camera ...that look like me,.......that was hysterical....
    And we got the guys picture.....
    So you are getting a visit, so you can see who we are , and tell us the truth....

    Lastly ...
    The secret shoppers,, they have already been shopping , obviously....why warn you before, looooooool...
    So now look back at your clients weirdos......

    Again if your service is genuine , even odd, it doe sent matter does it...
    We are not here to judge if your rocks work ,lol...
    Just that you are honest , maybe a bit batty, but honest...

    I have no interest in any sooth Sayers and mentalists and all the other weird and wonderful things you all go for....
    There's no harm in that....
    But if you give life advice....your in deep water ,

    That person can then quote you as a catalyst at there trial....so I would think hard about that..

    Ok....
    Oh , one last thing, if you think you can work with us, you do not have a criminal background(lol)
    Please give me a call, copy is always good , if it's good , I don't care who you are etc, just the previous ....
    Cheers...
    Fuckyou soon gurugeeks ,lol
     
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  18. OH AND ANY PSEUDO PSYCHIATRIST THAT KNOWS POLICEMAN THAT? CHECK RECORDS <PRIVATE RECORDS>>>

    WITHOUT A CASE
    That is illegal

    We will be getting to you soon love
     
  19. AND I AINT WILCOX LOOOOOOL
    ITS REAL>>>>>

    STILL THINK YA CLEVER PEOPLE>>>>

     
  20. NO SNEAKING ON THE NET>>>>

    NO IM COMING IN PERSON<WITH A CAMERA AND PAPERS>>
     
  21. I SEE YOU

    WHITE HAZE

    STILL WANNA BE MY FRIEND < BROTHER WAS IT < YOU FUCKIN WEIRD CUNT>>>>

    I GOT ALL YOUR SHIT SON

    YOUR FUCKED

    TOLD YOU YOU WEIRD FUCKA ID GET TO YOU EVENTUALLY....

    I NEVER FORGET

    OK NORTHERN BOY.ya MATE
    AND OF COURSE ANYONE WHO HELPED THEM>>>>
     
  22. BILL RYAN HAS JUST DELETED ME FROM SKYPE IN AN ATTEMPT TO STOP EVIDENCE OF WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN>>>>>>>>
    HE HAS KEPT ME ON IT UNTIL TODAY>>>
    THE REASON>>>>>HE KNOWS >>>>
    YOU WILL SOON>>>>

    BYE BYE ARSEHOLE
     
  23. Ok, one last things I, we now go to the ruse...
    If someone in the know says that they are doing something with dangerous men , it give s them credibility...


    Now let's consider cultural difference , (lost in translation)
    Now I have spent time , and I know you can fuck up with out fuck up, seen it, done it myself....heard horror story's.

    So everyone who has ever dealt with understood or lived a life past 18 knows , don't fuck with people out of your league...

    Live by the sword die by the sword....an all that shit...
    But it's true eh!

    I'm the type mum told you to stay away from , the crew on the corner..
    So it's true , but I would say you understand that ,
    Play with fire....
    Now that being said, what they did we thought was clever ...
    They exploited something that unless you deal with or speak the lingo, you wouldn't know...

    Mr Wilcox likes attention obviously , no need to go there eh!.


    So he says , as does his little mate who taught him,

    I'm in wiv da crew.....and day is gonna do da business rite......

    So you al give them some credibility ,
    Why

    Because who would dare talk of such people unless they are involved with them...

    Ok so that that , the ruse is...
    When I spoke to these guys , they explain that they love it all....
    It's like a sort of manga....
    They love hearing about what they are gonna do and how this happening and all the tall tales , it's great....

    They have a name for FOOLFORD...I'm sorry I don't know how to spell it , I will however find out how ...
    It's , something like , cos it don't translate , "happy fools" delirious comics "

    Basically mutters, so they laugh at them , they would never hurt them, they would probably have them at a dinner as guests of honor...

    So they would think , but actually they would be the jesters...

    It's all rubbish..
    Yeah sure papers get filed , so what, have you ever seen some of the books of strange law suits filed....it's funny...
    So paperwork smaperwork, lol
    Fulford spots it when the job went south, japan is no place to be skint trust me....
    So he stumbles in his mindless rambles onto something that gets attention.....
    He is odd, he likes it, maybe he made a few quid....maybe not...but come on...look at the guy.....
    Half the time he looks like he has forget his meds....
    And Wilcox, well he ain't stupid , he jumped on the bandwagon....
    And hey , it worked for a while....

    The funny thing is , bill Ryan says it's time to take a close look at Wilcox....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

    Oh well , we better then if he says so ,

    Takes one to know one eh!,

    These people are truly idiots, and they have been lying thought there teeth , since day one.

    As far as divine cockmos,,

    And such...
    Film careers , I had never heard of him , unless you count the repeat the tag every ten seconds history channel adverts...sorry
    Documentaries.....
    Films , yeah ok....

    I'll buy a ticket , promise , me and rhi....

    We like the pictures(cinema)

    Good luck wiv that , and Fulford...
    Come on man , pull ya self together , eh....
     
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  24. Then we get to , here , 2013

    And all this , crap about lawsuits comes out and people come to me and ask , wassup.

    So I go ask..


    YOUR TURN
     
  25. So I say hello, I know you don't I, the voice comes back with a French accent , yes you do..

    I'm say who is it he says , it's weird we laugh...
    The whole time these two dudes are sitting there like stone...staring at me...

    He says to me on the radio.....you have a problem.....

    I'm starting to think shit..

    They can smell it....

    They know I'm aware...and they know I will fight cos of the night before...
    (But didn't come to blows )


    So he says , they think your ignorant ...

    I thought , well they got a point , I said that. He laughed ...they didn't , he then says , they say you were rude, last night ,

    I'm like " I was rude wtf"

    I told him they started on me with pulling at my bag and that when we were going to sleep...
    He says , yeah they said...
    And all they wanted was to see your tattoos .

    I'm luck, Fuuuuuuuuck , ok then , lol,

    I laugh , he does , he starts talking to them ,

    It's all abig fucking laugh , I get knob out me arse everything they piss themselves ....coooooool, fuck..lol


    Now , I am still freinds wiv these guys much later
     
  26. We get there,
    He let's us in
    It's fucking freezing...
    We get to share a room after all sorts of deliberations with the pilot and a translator program thing that is a joke...
    Try arguing with that situation, plus these to guys are fucking dudes bigtime, round and round and round again boys..serious...

    We share a room, we go to bed...
    The room is a store room too.
    It's been moved up one end and beds are in there a heater , etc..
    Some equipment , like sled, hiking cold weather gear , climbing gear etc

    I'm in the end...
    They are either side of each other....
    In the entrance sort of thing...


    We start to get in our bags,

    To my surprise they got out of there gear down to crackers ,
    I thought no fucking fear , my knob had disappeared like a old ladies lipstick at a funeral anyway...
    Also it was brass monkeys cold...
    So I go to get in the bag...
    They start talking to each other as I'm getting in and then talking to me...

    I'm like , wtf, I'm hopeless..
    Out comes the gizmo...but we start getting a bit tense cos I'm cold I wanna get some sleep n
    Before I see the old geezer
    And they are pulling at my shit...
    I'm like nah they ain't are they...nah...it weren't that..
    So we get a bit heated and I make it very clear I don't wanna play...I'm tired ,

    And get in my bag and go asleep

    Now the next day I'm in wiv the old man first which fucked them off as well,
    Also they are in the main area talking on radio to someone..

    I come out , and then they say something to me and point at the radio, then an English voice comes out I know...
     
  27. Cut a long story short it doesn't work ,
    They get on with the fucking raging hump...
    And then the aircraft shits us all up bigtime, even the pilot.
    So much he stops it and looks at it..

    I'm now , just resigned to fact that I'm going to die in a stupid fashion with people I don't know that hate me..
    etc..
    And off we go, on our merry little way...

    All happy campers together, great.
     
  28. The aircraft is shit...
    I don't like the look of it,
    And the two other guys were , just staring at me...
    I got no reception and I'm stuck.

    So I say to the pilot I will double his money if he says he is testing the aircraft and starts up...and we go...
     
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